Casa by: Norma
--Kane County , Illinois , Sheriff's Department orders plain white
patrol units and has the graphics applied locally. In this case,
what they ordered was not quite what they got.
--This car was driven for 1 week before an officer noticed what the
graphics company employee did on the passenger side of the car.
The employee did this on his last day working for the graphics
company before he retired . Submitted by: Nate
patrol units and has the graphics applied locally. In this case,
what they ordered was not quite what they got.
--This car was driven for 1 week before an officer noticed what the
graphics company employee did on the passenger side of the car.
The employee did this on his last day working for the graphics
company before he retired . Submitted by: Nate
Revenge
By: Norma
--Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted
by a very famous artist.
--She told the artist, "Paint me with 3- carot diamond
earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald
bracelets, and a beautiful red ruby pendant."
"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things"
"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good
and my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
--When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the
bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry..."
by a very famous artist.
--She told the artist, "Paint me with 3- carot diamond
earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald
bracelets, and a beautiful red ruby pendant."
"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things"
"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good
and my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
--When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want the
bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry..."
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Another Bad Idea!!
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--Lawyers should never ask a
Southern grandma a question if
they aren't prepared for the
answer.
--In a trial, a Southern small-town
prosecuting attorney called his
first witness, a grandmotherly,
elderly woman to the stand. He
approached her and asked, "Mrs.
Jones, do you know me?"
--She responded, "Why, yes, I do
know you, Mr. Williams. I've
known you since you were a young
boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you
cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about
them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't
the brains to realize you never will
amount to anything more than a
two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know
you."
--The lawyer was stunned! Not
knowing what else to do, he
pointed across the room and
asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
the defense attorney?"
--She again replied, "Why, yes, I
do. I've known Mr. Bradley since
he was a youngster, too. He's
lazy, bigoted, and he has a drking
problem. He can't build a normal
relationship with anyone and his
law practice is one of the worst in
the entire state. Not to mention
he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was
your wife. Yes, I know him." The
defense attorney almost died.
--The judge asked both counselors
to approach the bench and, in a
very quiet voice, said, "If either of
you idiots asks her if she knows
me, I'll send you to the electric
chair."
Southern grandma a question if
they aren't prepared for the
answer.
--In a trial, a Southern small-town
prosecuting attorney called his
first witness, a grandmotherly,
elderly woman to the stand. He
approached her and asked, "Mrs.
Jones, do you know me?"
--She responded, "Why, yes, I do
know you, Mr. Williams. I've
known you since you were a young
boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you
cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about
them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't
the brains to realize you never will
amount to anything more than a
two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know
you."
--The lawyer was stunned! Not
knowing what else to do, he
pointed across the room and
asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
the defense attorney?"
--She again replied, "Why, yes, I
do. I've known Mr. Bradley since
he was a youngster, too. He's
lazy, bigoted, and he has a drking
problem. He can't build a normal
relationship with anyone and his
law practice is one of the worst in
the entire state. Not to mention
he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was
your wife. Yes, I know him." The
defense attorney almost died.
--The judge asked both counselors
to approach the bench and, in a
very quiet voice, said, "If either of
you idiots asks her if she knows
me, I'll send you to the electric
chair."
By: Nate