Bill Clinton is out on his
morning jog when he sees
a hooker. As he passses
her, he yells "20 bucks!"
"No way," she answers.
The following morning Bill
is jogging with Hillary. As
they pass the same hooker
on the street she says,
"See what you get for 20
bucks?"
morning jog when he sees
a hooker. As he passses
her, he yells "20 bucks!"
"No way," she answers.
The following morning Bill
is jogging with Hillary. As
they pass the same hooker
on the street she says,
"See what you get for 20
bucks?"
Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social
Security (FICA) Program. He promised:
1.) That participation in the Program would be
completely voluntary,
2.) That the participants would only have to pay
1% of the first $1,400 of their annual
incomes into the Program,
3.) That the money the participants elected to put
into the Program would be deductible from
their income for tax purposes each year,
4.) That the money the participants put into the
independent "Trust Fund" rather than into the
General operating fund, and therefore, would
only be used to fund the Social Security
Retirement Program, and no other
Government program, and,
5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees
would never be taxed as income.
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Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are
now receiving a Social Security check every month --
and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of
the money we paid to the Federal government to "put
away" -- you may be interested in the following:
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Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the
independent "Trust Fund" and put it into the
General fund so that Congress could spend it?
A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democratically
controlled House and Senate.
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Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax
deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?
A: The Democratic Party.
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Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social
Security annuities?
A: The Democratic Party, with Al Gore! casting the
"tie-breaking" deciding vote as President of the
Senate, while he was Vice President of the US.
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AND MY FAVORITE:
Q: Which Political Party decided to start giving
annuity payments to immigrants?
A: That's right! Jimmy Carter and the Democratic Party.
Immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65,
began to receive Social Security payments! The
Democratic Party gave these payments to them,
even though they never paid a dime into it!
----------------------------------------------------------------------!
Then, after doing all this lying and thieving and violating
of the original contract (FICA), the Democrats
turn around and tell you that the Republicans
want to take your Social Security away!
And the worst part about it is uninformed
citizens believe it!
Security (FICA) Program. He promised:
1.) That participation in the Program would be
completely voluntary,
2.) That the participants would only have to pay
1% of the first $1,400 of their annual
incomes into the Program,
3.) That the money the participants elected to put
into the Program would be deductible from
their income for tax purposes each year,
4.) That the money the participants put into the
independent "Trust Fund" rather than into the
General operating fund, and therefore, would
only be used to fund the Social Security
Retirement Program, and no other
Government program, and,
5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees
would never be taxed as income.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
---------
Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are
now receiving a Social Security check every month --
and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of
the money we paid to the Federal government to "put
away" -- you may be interested in the following:
-------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the
independent "Trust Fund" and put it into the
General fund so that Congress could spend it?
A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democratically
controlled House and Senate.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax
deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?
A: The Democratic Party.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social
Security annuities?
A: The Democratic Party, with Al Gore! casting the
"tie-breaking" deciding vote as President of the
Senate, while he was Vice President of the US.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
AND MY FAVORITE:
Q: Which Political Party decided to start giving
annuity payments to immigrants?
A: That's right! Jimmy Carter and the Democratic Party.
Immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65,
began to receive Social Security payments! The
Democratic Party gave these payments to them,
even though they never paid a dime into it!
----------------------------------------------------------------------!
Then, after doing all this lying and thieving and violating
of the original contract (FICA), the Democrats
turn around and tell you that the Republicans
want to take your Social Security away!
And the worst part about it is uninformed
citizens believe it!
NBA or NFL??
36 have been accused of spousal
abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing
bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly
bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71,
repeat
71 cannot get a credit card due
to bad credit
14 have been arrested on
drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for
shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in
lawsuits, and
84 have been arrested for drunk
driving within the last year
Can you guess which
organization this is? NBA? NFL?
Give up? Scroll down
Neither.
It's the 535 members of
the United States Congress.
The same group who crank out
hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep US in line.
Cindy & Chavez
Venezuela Dictator Vows To Bring Down U.S. Government
Venezuela government is sole owner of Citgo gasoline
company
Venezuela Dictator Hugo Chavez has vowed to bring
down the U.S. government. Chavez, president of
Venezuela, told a TV audience: "Enough of imperialist
aggression; we must tell the world: down with the U.S.
empire. We have to bury imperialism this century."
The guest on his television program, beamed across
Venezuela, was Cindy Sheehan, the antiwar activist.
Chavez recently had as his guest Harry Belafonte, who
called President Bush "the greatest terrorist in the world."
Chavez is pushing a socialist revolution and has a close
alliance with Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.
Regardless of your feelings about the war in Iraq, the
issue here is that we have a socialist dictator vowing to
bring down the government of the U.S. And he is using our
money to achieve his goal!
The Venezuela government, run by dictator Chavez, is the
sole owner of Citgo gas company. Sales of products at
Citgo stations send money back to Chavez to help him in
his vow to bring down our government.
Take Action
Venezuela Dictator Vows To Bring Down U.S. Government
Venezuela government is sole owner of Citgo gasoline
company
Venezuela Dictator Hugo Chavez has vowed to bring
down the U.S. government. Chavez, president of
Venezuela, told a TV audience: "Enough of imperialist
aggression; we must tell the world: down with the U.S.
empire. We have to bury imperialism this century."
The guest on his television program, beamed across
Venezuela, was Cindy Sheehan, the antiwar activist.
Chavez recently had as his guest Harry Belafonte, who
called President Bush "the greatest terrorist in the world."
Chavez is pushing a socialist revolution and has a close
alliance with Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.
Regardless of your feelings about the war in Iraq, the
issue here is that we have a socialist dictator vowing to
bring down the government of the U.S. And he is using our
money to achieve his goal!
The Venezuela government, run by dictator Chavez, is the
sole owner of Citgo gas company. Sales of products at
Citgo stations send money back to Chavez to help him in
his vow to bring down our government.
Take Action
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I was ready to call FEMA and get mine.
Then I noticed the fine print (sigh).
Then I noticed the fine print (sigh).
What a country.........................................
>5 million of our older Americans have not signed up yet
for their Medicare, Part D, drug plan------they are old and
confused. We are not going to grant them an extension.
>However, 12 million illegal aliens are in our country
and we are going to allow them to stay, protest,
procreate, receive support monies, attend schools,
avoid paying income taxes, have our teachers take 300
hours of ESL (English as a Second Language) training at
our expense, etc.
>WE MUST REALLY DISLIKE OUR OLD PEOPLE......OR
WE MUST REALLY LOVE TACOS!!!
By Norma
>5 million of our older Americans have not signed up yet
for their Medicare, Part D, drug plan------they are old and
confused. We are not going to grant them an extension.
>However, 12 million illegal aliens are in our country
and we are going to allow them to stay, protest,
procreate, receive support monies, attend schools,
avoid paying income taxes, have our teachers take 300
hours of ESL (English as a Second Language) training at
our expense, etc.
>WE MUST REALLY DISLIKE OUR OLD PEOPLE......OR
WE MUST REALLY LOVE TACOS!!!
By Norma
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Say "Hello" Fluffy
Submitted by:
Norma & Nita
Norma & Nita
--The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished
giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he
met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they
walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one
question about what I have seen in America.
--President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help
you, I will." The Iranian whispered "My son watches this
show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is
Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is Black and
Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset
and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians,
Syrians or Iraqis on Star Trek."
--President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian
ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes
place in the future."
giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he
met President Bush. They shook hands, and as they
walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one
question about what I have seen in America.
--President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help
you, I will." The Iranian whispered "My son watches this
show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekhov who is
Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is Black and
Sulu who is Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset
and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians,
Syrians or Iraqis on Star Trek."
--President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian
ambassador, and whispered back, "It's because it takes
place in the future."
This is Priceless..............
--Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim
an unidentified Flying object with five aliens aboard
crashed on a sheep and cattle Ranch just outside
Roswell, NM.
--It is a well known incident that many say has long
been covered up by The U.S. Air Force and the Federal
Government.
--However, you may not know that in the month of 1948,
Exactly nine months after that historic day -
Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham Clinton
John F. Kerry
William Jefferson Clinton,
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
And
Barbara Boxer Were born. This piece of information has
now cleared up a lot of questions.
--Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim
an unidentified Flying object with five aliens aboard
crashed on a sheep and cattle Ranch just outside
Roswell, NM.
--It is a well known incident that many say has long
been covered up by The U.S. Air Force and the Federal
Government.
--However, you may not know that in the month of 1948,
Exactly nine months after that historic day -
Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham Clinton
John F. Kerry
William Jefferson Clinton,
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
And
Barbara Boxer Were born. This piece of information has
now cleared up a lot of questions.
By: Norma
By; Norma
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=====Subject: Consider this...
=If you consider that there has been an
average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theatre
of operations during the last 22 months, and a
total of 2,112 deaths, that gives a firearm
death rate of 60 per 10,000 soldier.
==The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is
80.6 per 10,000 for the same period.
==That means that you are about 25% more
likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. Capitol,
which has some of the strictest gun control
laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.
==Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of
Washington immediately.
=If you consider that there has been an
average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theatre
of operations during the last 22 months, and a
total of 2,112 deaths, that gives a firearm
death rate of 60 per 10,000 soldier.
==The firearm death rate in Washington D.C. is
80.6 per 10,000 for the same period.
==That means that you are about 25% more
likely to be shot and killed in the U.S. Capitol,
which has some of the strictest gun control
laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.
==Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of
Washington immediately.
By: Nate