--Why it is important to learn English
when you live in the United States .
Submitted by: Nate
when you live in the United States .
Submitted by: Nate
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN - by George
Carlin
- I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD
American. I am George Carlin.
- I believe the money I make belongs to
me and my family, not some mid level
governmental functionary be it
Democratic or Republican!
- I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it
that way, damn it!
- I think owning a gun doesn't make you a
killer, it makes you a smart American.
- I think being a minority does not make
you noble or victimized, and does not
entitle you to anything.
- I believe that if you are selling me a Big
Mac, try to do it in English.
- I think fireworks should be legal on the
4th of July.
- I think that being a student doesn't give
you any more enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your
parents are footing the bill to put your
pansy ass through 4 years plus of
college, you haven't begun to be
enlightened.
- I believe everyone has a right to pray to
his or her God when and where they want
to.
- My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth,
Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
Springer.
- I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
- I know wrestling is fake and I don't
waste my time arguing about it.
- I think global warming is a big lie. Where
are all those experts now, when I'm
freezing my ass off during these long
winters and paying, paying, paying?
- I've never owned a slave, or was a slave,
I didn't wander forty years in the desert
after getting chased out of Egypt. I
haven't burned any witches or been
persecuted by the Turks and neither
have you! So, Shut-the-Hell-Up already.
- I want to know which church is it
exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson practices, where he gets his
money, and why he is always part of the
problem and not the solution. Can I get an
AMEN on that one? AMEN, AMEN
- I think the cops have every right to
shoot your sorry ass if you're running
from them.
- I also think they have the right to pull
your ass over if you're breaking the law,
regardless of what color you are.
- And, no, I don't mind having my face
shown on my drivers license. I think it's
good.....and I'm proud that "God" is
written on my money.
- I think if you are too stupid to know how
a ballot works, I don't want you deciding
who should be running the most powerful
nation in the world for the next four years.
- I dislike those people standing in the
intersections trying to sell me crap or
trying to guilt me into making "donations"
to their cause. These people should be
targets.
- I believe that it doesn't take a village to
raise a child, it takes two parents.
- And what the hell is going on with gas
prices... Again?
IF ALL THIS MAKES ME A BAD AMERICAN,
THEN YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN.
Carlin
- I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD
American. I am George Carlin.
- I believe the money I make belongs to
me and my family, not some mid level
governmental functionary be it
Democratic or Republican!
- I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it
that way, damn it!
- I think owning a gun doesn't make you a
killer, it makes you a smart American.
- I think being a minority does not make
you noble or victimized, and does not
entitle you to anything.
- I believe that if you are selling me a Big
Mac, try to do it in English.
- I think fireworks should be legal on the
4th of July.
- I think that being a student doesn't give
you any more enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your
parents are footing the bill to put your
pansy ass through 4 years plus of
college, you haven't begun to be
enlightened.
- I believe everyone has a right to pray to
his or her God when and where they want
to.
- My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth,
Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry
Springer.
- I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
- I know wrestling is fake and I don't
waste my time arguing about it.
- I think global warming is a big lie. Where
are all those experts now, when I'm
freezing my ass off during these long
winters and paying, paying, paying?
- I've never owned a slave, or was a slave,
I didn't wander forty years in the desert
after getting chased out of Egypt. I
haven't burned any witches or been
persecuted by the Turks and neither
have you! So, Shut-the-Hell-Up already.
- I want to know which church is it
exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson practices, where he gets his
money, and why he is always part of the
problem and not the solution. Can I get an
AMEN on that one? AMEN, AMEN
- I think the cops have every right to
shoot your sorry ass if you're running
from them.
- I also think they have the right to pull
your ass over if you're breaking the law,
regardless of what color you are.
- And, no, I don't mind having my face
shown on my drivers license. I think it's
good.....and I'm proud that "God" is
written on my money.
- I think if you are too stupid to know how
a ballot works, I don't want you deciding
who should be running the most powerful
nation in the world for the next four years.
- I dislike those people standing in the
intersections trying to sell me crap or
trying to guilt me into making "donations"
to their cause. These people should be
targets.
- I believe that it doesn't take a village to
raise a child, it takes two parents.
- And what the hell is going on with gas
prices... Again?
IF ALL THIS MAKES ME A BAD AMERICAN,
THEN YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN.
WHAT'S ALL OF THE FUSS?
"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it
not
started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on
September 11, 2001?
- Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not
brutally
murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the
Potomac from
Our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly
three
Thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or
crushing
death that day, or didn't they?
- And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was
"desecrated"when an overworked American soldier kicked it or
got it wet? Well,I don't.
I don't care at all.
- I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and
repents
For incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
- I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East
start
caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a
crime
In Saudi Arabia.
- I'll care when the insurgents tell the world they are sorry for
Hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed
through his gurgling, slashed throat and mutilating the two
captured marines 6/19/06.
- I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come
out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own
religion by hiding in mosques.
- I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in
search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range
of their suicide bombs.
- I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their
First
Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international
law Instead of the United State's Constitution's Bill of Rights.
- In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave Marine
roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this:
I don't care.
- When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who
have been humiliated in what amounts to a college hazing
incident, rest assured that I don't care.
- When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he
is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you
can take it to the bank that I don't care.
- When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a
prayer mat, and fed "special" food that is paid for by my tax
dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being "mishandled,"
You can absolutely! believe in your heart of hearts that I don't
care.
- And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled
"Koran" and other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and
---- you got it,
"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it
not
started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on
September 11, 2001?
- Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not
brutally
murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the
Potomac from
Our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly
three
Thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or
crushing
death that day, or didn't they?
- And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was
"desecrated"when an overworked American soldier kicked it or
got it wet? Well,I don't.
I don't care at all.
- I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and
repents
For incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
- I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East
start
caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a
crime
In Saudi Arabia.
- I'll care when the insurgents tell the world they are sorry for
Hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed
through his gurgling, slashed throat and mutilating the two
captured marines 6/19/06.
- I'll care when the cowardly so-called "insurgents" in Iraq come
out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own
religion by hiding in mosques.
- I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in
search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range
of their suicide bombs.
- I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their
First
Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international
law Instead of the United State's Constitution's Bill of Rights.
- In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave Marine
roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this:
I don't care.
- When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who
have been humiliated in what amounts to a college hazing
incident, rest assured that I don't care.
- When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he
is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you
can take it to the bank that I don't care.
- When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a
prayer mat, and fed "special" food that is paid for by my tax
dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being "mishandled,"
You can absolutely! believe in your heart of hearts that I don't
care.
- And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled
"Koran" and other times "Quran." Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and
---- you got it,
Who Farted!!
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I Don't Care!!!
==The grinning idiot clinging to Je$$e Jack$on is Cindy Sheehan... the
sob sister protesting the war at Bush's ranch, who lost her son in the war,
the same son she gave up in her divorce when he was 7 years old.
--And by the way if you wonder why she has so much free time ... she is
going through another divorce right now and guess what? She is giving up
custody of another son.
--As Forest Gump once wisely proclaimed, "Stupid is as stupid does."
sob sister protesting the war at Bush's ranch, who lost her son in the war,
the same son she gave up in her divorce when he was 7 years old.
--And by the way if you wonder why she has so much free time ... she is
going through another divorce right now and guess what? She is giving up
custody of another son.
--As Forest Gump once wisely proclaimed, "Stupid is as stupid does."
Sad state of affairs!!
Subject: AND PEOPLE LISTEN TO HER SAD STORY
--Ever wonder what the expression "stuck on stupid" meant?
--Well here is an example:
Subject: AND PEOPLE LISTEN TO HER SAD STORY
--Ever wonder what the expression "stuck on stupid" meant?
--Well here is an example:
By: Nita
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